you people fascinate me. never change, you beautiful-- oh mother fuck what is this captcha how am i supposed to know this. i'm just gonna guess
5 minutes—guessing is not working. time for research
10 minutes—okay so they look like a not quite middle-aged midwestern man if he were a tube dog what live in the river. they almost look angry.
15 minutes—solid dark snout. weirdly inset eyes that seem to point outward rather than forward. sort of squat head with like a two-tone thing going on at the front, almost like they're wearing a very ineffective batman-esque headpiece? and their fur looks spiky when wet.
20 minutes—i think that's just all otters, actually.
25 minutes—EARS?
30 minutes—going absolutely hypersane right now. the north american river otter may very well be permanently burned into my retinas. what am i missing here
35 minutes—i'm being punked. for all i know otters may not even actually exist and this entire website is a psyop targeted at me specifically. please otter gods i've given so much what more do you want from me
40 minutes—my prayers go unheard.
45 minutes—why do they remind me of capybaras
50 minutes—the one on the top right is really throwing me for a loop. i can't accurately distinguish its features with its mouth open like that. it could be anything
55 minutes—look forward to my upcoming PhD thesis on the divergent evolution of otter species because it feels like you need a degree from NASA to understand otters
1 hour—you have made me study otters for an entire hour. are you happy? i hope so. i am, too, in a way. i mean, i've gotten to look at otters for an hour. they're kinda cute.
1 hour 5 minutes—hey guys i didn't know that the "new reply" button was actually the button you need to press in order to post. i thought the post button would just appear once you solved it. whoops